Saturday, May 31, 2008

Fast Food Mexican Makes Me Raw

I like 2 different Fast Mexican Food Joints.

1) Taco Cabana. You just can't beat the cheap fajita tacos.
Problem - They have banned Concealed Handgun Owners from entering the store with a handgun.
I can think of no better way to scream "Hey, Come rob me", than to post a sign forbidding law abiding, licensed citizens from entering with their firearm.
Taco Cabana is banned.

2) Chipotle. Can't beat their burritos or burrito bowls.
Problem - I got kicked out of the store today for bringing my new mountain bike in with me. I said " Hey, I'm trying to go green, and you won't let me in.??" (Of course I stretched the truth a tad on the going green part).
They said I could leave my bike outside, to which I responded, "It's a $700 bike".
They have no bike racks or any other way to actually keep a bike exept for leaning it up against the outside wall.
Chipotle is banned.

I am running out of decent fast food Mexican places.

I have half a mind to start my own Fast food mexican joint.

My ad would read : Tacos for sale. No shirt, no shoes, guns, bikes, planes, trains, kids, dogs, cats, horses all welcome...as long as your money is green.

- The HTRN.

2 comments:

Erica Wagner said...

Knowing your bathroom habits, I was worried that your title "Fast Food Mexican [food] Makes Me Raw" would refer to something entirely different! Hahah... I crack myself up!

~kristi said...

kids would be banned from mine!
-kristi (ELS' friend)